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The Friday 5: Porn couple, bong water illegal, heroin mom

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5. Wis. mom teaches teen son how to shoot heroin, son dies of OD

Two words, Wisconsin: Parenting license.  Please look into it, kthx.
4. 10 Halloween costumes that reveal your inner douche

This photo actually happened. At a college in Anytown, USA. We know college kids are broke but this is almost too douchey to believe. If all you have are pillowcases and the mullet with which your roommate recently parted, be Casper The Hairy Ghost for chrissakes. 

The headline should not be taken to mean one clause is a result of the other. For this, the Minn. Supreme Court definitely does not rule.

1. NSFW: Pornstar couple Vin Vericose and Andy San Dimas

Blotter blogger Emily Kaiser's first cover story is a success (although there's probably a few people close to these two that wouldn't feel that way). Here is a slideshow we offered up of the Minnesota Vivid Alt star and his pr0n-star girlfriend.