The Dance of Beyonce and Crunch
photo by resedabear
It took some time. But thanks to a kind soul over at the Minnesota Timberwolves, City Pages is proud to offer the YouTube premier of Crunch and friends dancing like Beyonce in the "Single Ladies" video. It will blow your mind apart. It is that awesome.
Backstory: Crunch had a birthday party last February 27th. Like all birthday parties, he invited his mascot friends: Bear from Utah, Donkey-thing from Detroit, Goldie from the U, Moondog from Cleveland, and plenty more. And unlike the Timberwolves, who had their asses handed to them by the Portland Trailblazers, the mascots had all sorts of fun.
What follows is a dance that had the entire press section laughing and cheering. This is no little feat. These beat writers are hard up on life. How'd you like to cover a Jefferson-less team playing for a lottery pick?
On behalf of the press: Thank you Crunch.
(Video advice: Be patience. Wait for the awesomeness.)
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