The 20 most-read stories of 2009

The 20 most-read stories of 2009
It's that time of year when you can't escape top lists and best-ofs, making it fun times for everyone in December. And if our top 20 posts of 2009 say anything about the last year of the Aughts, it's that it was quite the weird little bugger, filled with racist fireworks, lube-crazy ladies, bad parenting tactics and David Hasselhoff. Come with us down memory lane, and check out the list after the jump.

20. David Hasselhoff: The 10 most memorable moments

19. Jesse Ventura: "Coleman's always been a hypocrite"

18. Man burgles home, hides under nearby car

17. Best Buy exec denied first-class seat because he looked like a scrub

16. Target pulls offensive "Illegal Alien" costume

15. Only in Wisconsin: Man finds roadkill deer, eats it, mounts head

14. Man believed pizza slice was left behind to harass others

13. Metrodome bathroom sex couple stalked by PiPress

12. Bong water is an illegal drug, Minn. Supreme Court rules

11. Hug at McDonald's costs woman $100,000

10. Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly rips Playboy "hate-sex" story

9. 'Run Hadji Run' fireworks at Wis. store not so patriotic after all

8. Wis. man attempts drive-by shooting, forgets to roll down car window

7. Woman disfigured after injecting lube into her face

6. 10 Things hipsters couldn't ruin in the '00s

5. Brock Lesnar may never fight again, says UFC president Dana White

4. Boy hid in oven to escape dad's attack, dad turns on oven

3. How to shave your balls: A lesson from Gillette

2. Before Brock: 10 career-ending freak accidents and illnesses

1. Local dad spoke only Klingon to child for three years

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