Stephen Colbert on Brett Favre's jock [VIDEO]
Stephen Colbert rolled Brett Favre's crotch, ankle and Crocs into one big happy package with a turtle last night.
Who knew sexting stories and reptiles could be so much fun?
"Favre allegedly texted a female New York Jets employee naked photos of himself, including on in which he was masturbating while wearing only a pair of Crocs," Colbert said as a pair of the obnoxious rubber footwear flashed on the screen. "Now we know why Favre's ankles are so bad. Those things do not provide proper support."
Favre's moment in the crosshairs comes four minutes into this clip, and the turtle moment caps the segment, down where the rubber meets the road.
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