St. Paul's drunk, naked home intruder
Don't you just hate those drunk, naked intruders? They are the worst, especially when you've never met them before.
A St. Paul couple was awoken Saturday morning to the sound of someone in their home. When they went to investigate, they found a drunk and naked 22-year-old man in the bathroom. He had left his wet clothes at the door.
The couple and their adult daughter didn't recognize the man. When police arrived, the man was disoriented and said he didn't know where he was. He lived about two miles away.
Police cited the naked man for trespassing and booked him into Ramsey County jail.
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