Scott Brown denies daughter date with teabugger Joe Basel
Joe Basel, the local douche made bad who was busted trying to tap the phone of a sitting U.S. Senator, did not score a date with one of Majority-of-One Scott Brown's daughters.
Basel dated neither the young woman with seashells covering her breasts nor the one in the barely-there bikini in this family portrait. Our boy Joe had bragged on Facebook that he had a date with Arianna (the one without the shells), which turns out to be just the product of his fevered imagination.
"Absolutely not true," Brown's spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom told the Boston Herald. "No one here knows him and Arianna never heard of the guy. It sounds like he needs a good lawyer."
Is there anything this guy doesn't lie about?
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