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Salvia up for prohibition again

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Throughout the entire course of human history, there has never been an example of a successful government ban on a substance, whether booze or coke or pot or DMT (in fact, 100 percent of these undertakings have resulted in little more than resource-wasting, liberty-crushing, criminal-empowering, monumental failures), but Minnesota lawmakers think this time, this substance, will be different. 

A bipartisan bill introduced earlier this week would make Salvia divinorum a Schedule I drug, thereby making anyone who holds it or trades it a criminal.

We'll spare you the rant, but you should probably read this.


As for the bill's co-authors...

To ask Morrie Lanning why he thinks this time will be different, click here.

To explain to Steve Smith why his nonsense is an utter waste of state resources, click here.

To ask Paul Marquart if how thinks putting Salvia users in cages will possibly work, click here.

To poke fun of Tony Cornish's porn 'stache, click here.

To ask Joe Atkins to smoke a bowl with you, click here. (Note to Joe: my offer to you from last year still stands).


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