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RSVP to Michele Bachmann's Tea Party

Michele Bachmann is having a tea party! Only instead of inviting all the neighborhood girls to bring their dollies, she's hosting members of Congress!

Bachmann has scheduled a special announcement to reveal the elite members of her new Tea Party Caucus. We're expecting something like LeBron's Decision, but with more angry white people.

We've already got a preview of the elite squad, and offered some slogans, and it's a murderer's row of tax-complainers, Obama critics, and other assorted Caucasian malcontents.

Pete Hoekstra and Pete Session debate the merits of Unbirthday Legislation.
Pete Hoekstra and Pete Session debate the merits of Unbirthday Legislation.

Your Washington Generals Starting Line-Up:
 
Mike Pence

Pete Hoekstra

Pete Sessions

Steve King

Paul Broun

Todd Tiahrt

John Carter

Cliff Stearns

Dan Burton

John Culbertson


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