Public sex at Wisconsin State Fair, because Wisconsin

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Oh goodness Fox 6 WITI-Milwaukee

Dateline: ... aww, you already guessed it. 

Of course the above image comes to us from Wisconsin, where a -- let's be generous and assume "couple" -- was allegedly discovered having public sex at the Wisconsin State Fair. Crowd-captured videos of their exploits went viral on Facebook over the weekend. 

Did the man wave, mid-coitus, from the bleachers of State Fair Park's Coliseum? You better believe it. Were the man and woman taken into custody? Following a "thorough investigation" by Wisconsin State Fair Park Police, that's exactly what happened. Only in Wisconsin? Only in Wisconsin. 

"We're here for a horse show or a dog show -- not to make babies," fairgoer Morgan Hakenson told Milwaukee's Fox 6 News.

"I wouldn't think you'd see something like that here. This is for families -- not that!" added fellow fairgoer Dawn Major. 

A Wisconsin State Fair spokeswoman called the incident "appalling" and "inexcusable." The Milwaukee County District Attorney Office is considering criminal charges against the unidentified man and woman. 

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The historically family-friendly Minnesota State Fair runs from August 24 through September 4. Click here to see the new drinks; here to see the new food; here to see the Grandstand lineup; and here to see the free music offerings.