Dateline: ... aww, you already guessed it.
Of course the above image comes to us from Wisconsin, where a -- let's be generous and assume "couple" -- was allegedly discovered having public sex at the Wisconsin State Fair. Crowd-captured videos of their exploits went viral on Facebook over the weekend.
Did the man wave, mid-coitus, from the bleachers of State Fair Park's Coliseum? You better believe it. Were the man and woman taken into custody? Following a "thorough investigation" by Wisconsin State Fair Park Police, that's exactly what happened. Only in Wisconsin? Only in Wisconsin.
"I wouldn't think you'd see something like that here. This is for families -- not that!" added fellow fairgoer Dawn Major.
A Wisconsin State Fair spokeswoman called the incident "appalling" and "inexcusable." The Milwaukee County District Attorney Office is considering criminal charges against the unidentified man and woman.
Entirely unrelated: This study.
The historically family-friendly Minnesota State Fair runs from August 24 through September 4. Click here to see the new drinks; here to see the new food; here to see the Grandstand lineup; and here to see the free music offerings.