Perez Hilton to put the 'ho in Hollywood' at the Mall of America Saturday

Rejoice! Our most favorite hilton, Perez Hilton, is heading to the Mall of America and we couldn't have found better news to report. Let's be honest here... He's hot, hilarious and rips so hard on that terrible group of celebs he has now become part of. What more could Minnesota ask for in a visitor?

What will he tell his pathetic fans? Get skinny, (like him, duh) and get slutty. He's got a step-by-step plan in case you were concerned.

Hilton will be here signing his new book, Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With the Hiltons.

So how can we be hiltons too? First off, "be a skinny bitch," he tells us. Done and done. Next?

"Another is, you've go to put the "ho" in Hollywood. If you're a D-lister, one of the easiest ways to increase your own fame is to date up. Look at Katie Holmes. She pretty much was, I'd say, like C-minus before she started dating Tom Cruise. Now they're married, having a baby, and she's pretty high up there. Or Miley Cyrus. You can never be too young to unleash your inner ho."
Yikes, that one will take a little more effort. We missed our chance last weekend when Josh Hartnett was spotted at the CC Club. Wait, does he even count? He might be down there with the Katie Holmes' of Hollywood these days.

And his very best advice?

"But, I'd say, put the ho in Hollywood. It's about who you know, or who you blow. My motto is, you've got to give head to get ahead."
Take it to heart. Making it in Hollywood, Perez style, is really the only way to be worth something these days. Line up for some one-on-one advice this Saturday at MOA! (via)