Pedal Pub crash: Top 10 jokes
:::: UPDATE :::: PedalPub driver on last week's crash: "I can't imagine how terrifying that was"
First off, we extend our best wishes for a speedy recovery to the two people who were taken to the hospital after yesterday's Pedal Pub crash. Thankfully, it sounds like their injuries aren't life-threatening.
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That said, we can't ignore the fact that news of the crash generated cascades of LOL-worthy jokes on Twitter. Below the jump we share the 10 best we've seen.
The Pedal Pub crash is our Hindenburg. Oh the humanity!-- Kevin Hoffman (@panopticon13) August 15, 2013
I'm thinking about a Titanic-esque story that takes place on a doomed Pedal Pub.-- Jon M (@jjm6501) August 15, 2013
To those injured by the Pedal Pub incident in Minneapolis, I have but a few words of advice. Bars do not tip over.-- Marco Monteiro (@MMonteiro90) August 15, 2013
I've checked CNN, Fox, and MSNBC, and not a single one is reporting live from the PedalPub crash scene. Unreal.-- Jonathan Blake (@blakeffm) August 15, 2013
Who are The Pedal Pub 5? What are their stories? Find the local angle.-- Kevin Watterson (@kwatt) August 15, 2013
Please be sure you alert your next of kin the next time you ride a #PedalPub-- Highly scatological (@RaisingOneBrow) August 15, 2013
"BROS DOWN!" PEDAL PUB ACCIDENT WITNESS CALLING IN TO 911-- WWW.THEHESH.COM (@THEHESHDOTCOM) August 15, 2013
My ethicist finally returned that voicemail and yes, you are supposed to laugh at people injured on a pedal pub assuming it's not critical.-- Patrick (@panndder) August 16, 2013
Go home, Pedal Pub, you're drunk.-- Jonathan Hoffman (@eeJonathan) August 15, 2013
And we gotta give credit where credit is due, even if we might be accused of home court bias.
"Among those injured in Pedal Pub crash: Mick Elobe, Ying Ling, Bud Weiser, and Hi Neken." -- SF TV Station-- Kevin Hoffman (@panopticon13) August 15, 2013
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