Paul Bunyan vs. Bigfoot
But what happened at this specific battle? Well, the kind folks at Ten Bills reported Paul Bunyan as the winner. Little do they know that Bigfoot is a sneaky fellow...
From the play-by-play:
Super heavyweights Bigfoot and Paul Bunyan went at it in a no weapons, bare knuckle brawl that even forced the dirty Sasquatch to resort to hair pulling at one point which showed more desperation than anything to Paul who in result, only became more motivated after that cheap shot move. Needless to say, Paul Bunyan taught Bigfoot a lesson and was victorious in the end. This was a fairly obvious outcome. Bunyan's out working hard everyday. Bigfoot just drinks beers all day long.
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