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Pale Minnesotan blinds everyone on winter Caribbean trip

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Minnesotans have had a good five months with very little sun and a whole lot of cold weather bundling up. Unless you love the fake bake or the ugly orange spray, your summer glow is probably long gone.

Now Minnesotans are escaping the cold and heading south for some fun in the sun. Unfortunately there's no hiding our pale pathetic skin. Sorry world if we unintentionally blind you with our reflective skin tones.

Photo by Greene/Ellis, more photos on Flickr.