Oh, Wisconsin. You keep us alive and thanking the heavens we live to the west of your fine state.
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For more Wisconsin news to boggle the mind, check out the stories below. Dad picks up son drunk, son locks dad out of car so police can arrest him
A River Falls father is accused of picking up his 10-year-old son from school while intoxicated last week, then fleeing police and resisting arrest. He was caught when his son locked him out of the car for police.
SHEBOYGAN -- A Sheboygan man is accused of accidentally injuring his 4-year-old cousin by twice backing his vehicle over her.
An Eau Claire man is accused of fracturing the ribs of his 5-month-old son by squeezing the baby too hard around his chest.
DARLINGTON - The Wisconsin Department of Justice says a high school teacher from Shullsburg has pleaded guilty to having sex with a teenage student. Prosecutors say Strang had sex with the girl at his home during her junior and senior years in 2000 and 2001.
Court records say a Radisson man charged with homicide used two knives to repeatedly stab an elderly woman in her Sawyer County home while she prayed and begged for her life.