Only in Wisconsin: Submissive cheese sex? Or?
Oh, Wisconsin. You keep us alive and thanking the heavens we live to the west of your fine state.
We found this tweet that is sure to tickle one's fancy. The possibilities are endless... And smelly:
For more Wisconsin news to boggle the mind, check out the stories below.Dad picks up son drunk, son locks dad out of car so police can arrest him
A River Falls father is accused of picking up his 10-year-old son from school while intoxicated last week, then fleeing police and resisting arrest. He was caught when his son locked him out of the car for police.
Man runs over 4-year-old cousin... twice
SHEBOYGAN -- A Sheboygan man is accused of accidentally injuring his 4-year-old cousin by twice backing his vehicle over her.
Man squeezes baby, causes fractured ribs
An Eau Claire man is accused of fracturing the ribs of his 5-month-old son by squeezing the baby too hard around his chest.
Teacher pleads guilty to sex with student
DARLINGTON - The Wisconsin Department of Justice says a high school teacher from Shullsburg has pleaded guilty to having sex with a teenage student. Prosecutors say Strang had sex with the girl at his home during her junior and senior years in 2000 and 2001.
Man allegedly stabbed elderly woman while she begged for her life
Court records say a Radisson man charged with homicide used two knives to repeatedly stab an elderly woman in her Sawyer County home while she prayed and begged for her life.
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