Ochocinco needs a ride to the Mall of America. Shopping bonus!
If you've ever wanted to wanted to muscle your way through holiday shopping at the Mall of America with the aid of a 6 feet 1 inch, 192 pound NFL wide receiver, please contact the Bengals' Chad Ochocinco via Twitter or Facebook ASAP. He might need a ride from the airport too, ahead of Sunday's game against the Vikings.
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