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MPR reports on Pumpkins

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There is bad news and terrible news. This one falls in the latter as MPR reports that our pumpkin harvest will be down this year. The report cites cool summer weather as the main factor in low pumpkin production. We can only expect one outcome from all this: massive suicide.

Since the story is via the AP, we can't really imbed any of it at the risk of a fine. So here is the quick, four word summary:

Cool.

Summer.

Pumpkins.

Down.

So much for our plans to build a jack-o-lantern robot costume for Halloween.