- Man spends 168 straight hours at the Minnesota State Fair! WTF! I mean, WTF!...No, no, WTFHDHTHWD!!! I'll interview this maniac today and find out if he's currently a lobotomy on a stick.
- Also: Chicago lawyers have come to the rescue of the extremely dead and gone Shoeless Joe Jackson. Can they save him? That'd be a feat! (or should I say feet) The Chicago Tribune has the story but I'll have the actual lawyers on the show!
- Lastly: It's 9/09/09 today. What does it mean? Is it true it means everything? Is it true it's a game changer? I'll get to the bottom of it by comparing it to 01/01/01. You know what happened on that day, don't you? Bethlehem had a hangover the likes of which no town has known since! Talk about a game changer!
- Get "In the Stream" today, friends. It's going to be a rabid, rowdy, white-water rafting ride! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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