- I like it when porn stars do things that have nothing to do with porn. Doesn't matter what it is. If it has nothing to do with porn, and a porn star is doing it, it's interesting. For instance, "Porn Star Opens Hardware Store," I'm reading that story straight away. I'd also be checking out a story about a porn star robbing a bank or nabbing the Guinness record for automobile tire repair. You give me any news story and I can make it more interesting by making the subject a porn star.
- Was "The Soviet War in Afghanistan" a film? If so, I found it's director. He's dead. Does a guy wearing that many medals on his chest impress you, or does a certain number of medals begin to result in an inverse degree of adulation?
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