Minnesota ranks No. 28 in U.S. penis size. The good news? We're ahead of Wisconsin
Condomania sells condoms online. Lots of them. In 76 different sizes. Been doing it since since 1994.
"After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet," says Chris Filkins, director of technology at Condomania. "Needless to say, these men's privacy is our utmost concern, and we're interested only in the statistics, and not who's who! But the data itself is pretty interesting."
Scientific study? You be the judge. Meantime, we're going to avoid cliches here folks. We are not going to talk, for example, about the stiff competition.
So here are the state rankings. At least we're ahead of Wisconsin:
- New Hampshire
- New York
- New Mexico
- South Dakota
- Rhode Island
- New Jersey
- North Dakota
- North Carolina
- South Carolina
- West Virginia
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