comScore

Minn. hogs make pathetic escape attempt, will still be eaten

Early this morning, 15 Minnesota pigs had the opportunity of a lifetime when the truck carrying them overturned and they had a shot at freedom. Instead of taking advantage of the situation, the pigs awkwardly wandered I-94, snarling traffic and eventually getting caught in a makeshift pen created by authorities. What a disappointment. The poor hogs will soon be on your dinner plate for their lack of motivation to live in Maple Grove. Well, we don't really blame them for that.

Watch the video below.