Megan Fox tells kids to slowly kill and eat their bullies
In the latest advertisement for the upcoming Diablo Cody film "Jennifer's Body" actress Megan Fox has filmed a faux-PSA helping kids deal with their school bullies.
You've got to be yourself no matter what it takes, she says. Even if that includes slowly killing and eating the bullies who bring you down.
In the comedy horror flick, Fox plays a zombie cheerleader who feeds off the boys in her school.
Rock on, Cody! Let's just hope no idiot kid actually takes this ad seriously and does just that. Cody might have an interesting lawsuit (and kid's blood) on her hands.
Watch the video and read some of the text below.
"Let's face it, high school can be tough and kids can be cruel, picking up on others for just being different. Well, I say fuck 'em 'cause they don't know shit. What really matters is being yourself. And if that includes slowly killing and eating every boy in your school, well then I say do it. Because nothing is more important than being who you are."
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