Lonny Roseland, anti-gay church vandal, has an outrageous Facebook profile
Lonny: "I lost a little more weight: I am now down to 138LBS! Take that you Fatties out there!"
Lonny Roseland admits he's the homophobe who kept vandalizing the gay-friendly Pilgrims United Church in Maple Grove. But on his Facebook page, he admits much more.
Since creating a Facebook profile in 2011, Roseland has used his status updates to sound off on Yahweh, his beloved Denver Broncos (he undoubtedly misses Tim Tebow), his desire to punch Mark Dayton "in the Nuts!"... and his favorite porn stars.
Here's some greatest hits from Roseland's can't-make-it-up timeline, starting from his early Facebook days and working toward the most recent updates. If you'd like to read all of them -- and of course you do -- click here.
For Lonny's most recent updates -- including his reaction to the TV interview where he confessed to being the church vandal -- click to page two.
Sadly, Lonny indicated last night he isn't happy about the (lack of) reception his big TV interview received:
You know what else doesn't tend to get you friends? Statuses like the ones you've been publishing on your Facebook profile the last few years, Lonny.
-- Follow Aaron Rupar on Twitter at @atrupar. Got a tip? Drop him a line at email@example.com.
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