While Woods appears to have bared it all for his mistresses, Vonn famously bared damned near everything for a photo spread in the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. She took her Tiger shots in the pages of Time magazine, which caught up with her on a rare day off in Vancouver:
When a member of her Vonn-tourage tells her that Woods gave a few friends hugs after ending his statement, she cracks, "They're like, 'Yeah, you're awesome, you go have that sex.' " The room breaks into a laugh. Then she describes a skit she would want to perform if asked to host Saturday Night Live: picture Vonn at Woods' podium, blue backdrop and all. "There's something you don't know about me," Vonn says in a faux solemn, apologetic voice. "Tiger, you're like my idol, and I too have a sex problem." More laughter. "That would be freaking funny."
Actually, it just sounds kinda awkward. But whatever.