Lake Crystal Minnesota, nestled in the rolling farmlands of Blue Earth county, is home to some 2,500 people, sparkling crystal lakes, and one of the most spectacularly racist newspaper editors you're likely to meet.
In a lighthearted column this month, Lake Crystal Tribune Editor Don Marben wrote a delightful anecdote about a golf course that replaced it's caddies with robots, only to find that their metal surfaces reflected sun in the golfers' eyes.
Get it? Because black people are shiftless criminals? Get it? No doubt the 0.29 percent of Crystal Lake's population that's African American gets it.
The other residents of Lake Crystal -- who are 98 percent white -- are apparently divided over the story. Some people don't see what the problem is.
"Aren't people just taking little bit too serious?" one man on the street wondered.
Marben has since apologized for the column, explaining that he pulled the joke off the internet because he didn't have enough actual news to fill the space. The more this story unfolds, the more the Lake Crystal Tribune sounds like a must-read publication.
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