Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey calls out Tim Pawlenty [VIDEO]
When last we heard from Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, self-described vampire, he was being hounded out of town after taking up with a runaway teenage girl. Now the man who once wanted to be our governor is inflicting himself on the residents of Florida, he's running for president, and he wants to go a few rounds with Tim Pawlenty.
"In 2012, you need to vote for The Impaler. Not somebody from the establishment. Not somebody like Timmy 'The Clown' Pawlenty," Sharkey says in a new video. "Timmy 'The Clown' Pawlenty has turned the great Viking state of Minnesota into the Judas state. People are being sold out left and right."
Check it out below. We're diggin' the Village People mustache.
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