"I've been on the inside and now I'm ready to talk."
So says Jesse Ventura in the new advertisement for Conspiracy Theories.
Accompanying the utterance is a picture of him during his time as Governor of Minnesota.
What deep dark secrets did he learn that he will now share with the rest of the nation? Secrets of snow removal?
You can see the commercial yourself by scrolling ahead to 2:50 on this YouTube clip.