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I94 Now Covered In 20 Tons of Fish

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Fans of sushi, grab your sticky rice and chopsticks and head to the I94 and 694 junction, where there's 40,000 lbs of fish spilled out on the highway after a semi truck rolled, ejecting its cargo. Only one problem: the wreck happened at 2 a.m. this morning, so we're guessing the fish isn't sashimi-grade anymore.

Luckily Fox News was on the scene to report with classic TV news humor:

BROOKLYN CENTER, Minn. - Monday mornings stink, and especially in Brooklyn Center, where a semi truck hauling a load of fish rolled over and dumped its load onto the interstate.

We aren't ashamed to admit we chuckled.