Hilton orgies can expand to record-breaking levels
Photo courtesy of Minneapolis Hilton
Perhaps you remember Minnesota's biggest news of 2008: Several former Minneapolis Hilton employees sued the company after they claimed they were fired or harassed for not being down with the upper management orgy they encountered in the hotel conference space.
Well orgy participants have something to celebrate: Their open space just got a whole lot larger, thanks to a Hilton expansion. Grab your lube and head to the Hilton!
The Hilton Minneapolis just completed a $1.7 million renovation that expands the building's meeting space to 77,000 square feet, the Minneapolis-St. Paul Business Journal says .
The Marquette Ballroom is now 10,033 square feet and can hold 1,000 people. Talk about a wild sexy party, right?
And if individual fetishes come out, people can take their personalized orgy elsewhere. The hotel now has 35 meeting rooms total. Who needs hotel rooms for naughty fun anymore when you've got this much space to take advantage of.
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