From the front page of today's Star Tribune

1) Headline: "Flying? Better Be On Time" Subhed: "If you're flying this summer, arrive early, pack light and be prepared to wait. You may want to bring an extra book or DVD to help pass the time."

2) Quote from Tim Pawlenty, the Governor of Minnesota: "I can tell you what your worst nightmare is. It's one of the big-spendin', tax-raisin', abortion-promotin', gay marriage-embracin', more welfare-without-accountability lovin', school reform-resistin', illegal immigration-supportin' Democrats for governor who think Hillary Clinton should be president of the United States."