This miserable weather should be expected on the ultimate day of gloom. That's right, it's Friday the 13th - did you remember to turn off your toaster before you left for work?
What does the bad-luck day hold in store for Minnesota's paraskevidekatriaphobiacs? Here's some possibilities. Remember to knock on wood and turn around three times after you read each one.
- Cars actually figure out how to park on First Ave. Creepy! 9. Hot Dish inexplicably goes cold. 8. Brett Favre injures arm; Vikings lose to Lions. 7. Garrison Keillor admits he's really from Seattle. 6. Macy's announces they're pulling out of their downtown MPLS location; space to be replaced with a TJ Maxx. 5. Joe Mauer spotted shopping for Manhattan condos. 4. Target Stadium's flush test overloads the city's sewer system, backing up toilets city-wide. 3. Jesse Ventura hosts new show about conspiracy theories! 2. New 35W bridge fall down go boom. 1. Forecast calls for snow.