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Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?

This miserable weather should be expected on the ultimate day of gloom. That's right, it's Friday the 13th - did you remember to turn off your toaster before you left for work?

What does the bad-luck day hold in store for Minnesota's paraskevidekatriaphobiacs? Here's some possibilities. Remember to knock on wood and turn around three times after you read each one.

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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10. Cars actually figure out how to park on First Ave. Creepy!

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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9. Hot Dish inexplicably goes cold.

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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8. Brett Favre injures arm; Vikings lose to Lions.

 

7. Garrison Keillor admits he's really from Seattle.

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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6. Macy's announces they're pulling out of their downtown MPLS location; space to be replaced with a TJ Maxx.

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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5. Joe Mauer spotted shopping for Manhattan condos.

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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4. Target Stadium's flush test overloads the city's sewer system, backing up toilets city-wide.

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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3. Jesse Ventura hosts new show about conspiracy theories!

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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2. New 35W bridge fall down go boom.

 

Friday the 13th: What's in store for Minnesota?
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1. Forecast calls for snow.


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