Elan Uptown's apartment advertisement is extremely bro-y [PHOTO]

-- Nick Halter (@mspbjHalter) November 6, 2013 As the above photo from Minneapolis/St. Paul's Business Journal reporter Nick Halter indicates, Elan Uptown is appealing to bro-dom in hopes of renting out apartments in its still-under-construction apartment building.

:::: UPDATE :::: Here's another bro'd out Uptown apartment advertisement [PHOTO]

If the font is too small for your eyes, the ad, posted on the side of the Uptown Theater, says, "I don't remember her name. But her apartment..." 

Elan Uptown Luxury Apartments is slated to open next spring at 2836 Colfax Ave. S.

Here's a rendering of what the Greenway-facing building will look like when it's completed:

We'd include our own snark but we really couldn't say it better than the Southwest Journal's Dylan Thomas: -- Follow Aaron Rupar on Twitter at @atrupar. Got a tip? Drop him a line at [email protected]