Duluth willing to name children "Google" in order to get broadband internet

It's an arms race around the country's quieter quarters to get Google to bring broadband Internet to their parts. Topeka, Kansas is so desperate, they are willing to rename the city "Google, Kansas." Gag.

But not so fast! Duluth is in on the gimmick too! The city that can waste the most time making fake cheesy videos ripping on each other wins! Duluth has a running start. They are willing to name their children "Google Fiber" just so local creeps can download more porn on the fastest fiber optic connection they can get their hands on. Ick. Discuss.