Duluth muffin macer sprays man following epic SuperAmerica argument [VIDEO]
"There's only like 15 more muffins there -- I can wait," he said, prompting her to come back with this: "There's only like 15 ass whoopins if you don't get the fuck out of my face!"
Image by Tatiana Craine
We've all been there. You're waiting in line at the gas station, possibly in a hurry to get out of there, and the person checking out in front of you is annoyingly taking their sweet ass time.
Most of us probably bite our lips and suffer through the wait in silence. But for better or worse, that wasn't the approach a customer at a Duluth SuperAmerica took earlier this month when faced with that situation.
Fed up with the hemming and hawing of a cig-purchasing woman checking out in front of him, the man butted in and asked the clerk to get him his cigarettes first. But the woman, appalled by the man's rudeness, told him: "Fuckin' A, you wait!" She finally chose her cigs, then added: "And now I'm not done!"
She then proceeded to purchase a bakery's worth of muffins, one by one, just to piss the impatient customer off.
Things got heated. After two minutes of continued back-and-forth shit talk -- including a threat from the woman that she'd have her boyfriend kick the impatient man's ass -- she ended up spraying the man's face with mace, yelling "don't fuck with me!" as she left the store.
Here's the footage:
Seems like the clerk probably should've done something, anything, to prevent the situation from escalating, doesn't it?
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