Dueling headlines during economic misery
Probably the most disconcerting thing about these weird times is the fuck-if-I-know stench of uncertainty that lingers around even the most weathered of "experts."
This morning's economy-related headlines certainly didn't provide much in terms of clarity.
Regarding Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke's most recent smoke-blowing, The Washington Post offered an optimistic tone ("Recession Could End This Year, Fed Chief Says"). Meanwhile, CNN provided a more somber, almost ominous, assessment ("Bernanke: Recovery Will Take Years").
To be fair, the stories' bodies/substance are generally in accord (we're in for a long hurtin', but we might recover sooner if--and only if--we grant the financial industrial complex more money/power). But the blatantly contradictory headlines made us spit out our coffee and shout, "What's next?" to everyone and no one in particular. Set your coffee aside and take a gander.
Of tangential interest to bullshit connoisseurs:
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