A drunk mom in Neenah, Wis., managed to drive through four yards, hit a chain link fence, and a tree on her way to pick up her son at school. Police finally caught up with her at the liquor store buying more before getting her son at middle school.
The 46-year-old woman was caught after someone called 911 to report her erratic driving. The caller said they saw the car hop a curb and go through a yard around 3:15 p.m.
In addition to crossing multiple lawns, hitting a fence, and crashing into a tree, she almost smashed into a house. When police found her, she didn't remember any crashes and denied drinking. Her car had four flat tires, no passenger side mirror and damage on both sides.
She eventually admitted to drinking too much and had a blood alcohol concentration of 0.31. That's almost four times the legal limit.
Let's hear it for awesome parents!