David Letterman shares his "top 10 least successful Minnesota businesses"

David Letterman shares his "top 10 least successful Minnesota businesses"

Last night, via video and reportedly at the behest of Al Franken, David Letterman appeared at the Minnesota Business Partnership dinner and offered his top 10 list of the "least successful Minnesota businesses."

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Somehow, it didn't include Primebar. But Letterman's list did include some funny ones, such as "Whore-mel" and "Prince's Awkwardly Shaped Guitar Center."

Unfortunately, there doesn't appear to be any footage of Letterman's appearance for us to embed (though rest assured we'll add it later if it makes its way to the internet). But the Star Tribune detailed Letterman's top 10 in a blog post. Here it is:

10. 2M
9. Ventura's Secret
8. Whore-mel
7. Land-O-Lactose
6. The law firm of Olson, Carlson, Gustafson, Jensen, Peterson, Petersen, Pederson and Schwartz.
5. Strip Mall of America
4. Buffalo Mild-Mannered Wings
3. Second Best Buy
2. Prince's Awkwardly Shaped Guitar Center
1. (Minnesota Business Partnership executive director) Charlie Weaver's House of Toast

Hey now -- in all seriousness, if Jesse opened a clothing store, we'd totally shop there.

-- Follow Aaron Rupar on Twitter at @atrupar. Got a tip? Drop him a line at [email protected]

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