Attention all criminals: Load up two grocery bags with all of your incriminating documents and bring them down to Cub Foods Saturday. Several of the grocery store locations will offer free paper shredding.
So track down all of those fake checks you wrote, the illegal betting receipts, sappy love letters, and that pledge sheet for a donation you were going to send to your alma mater (you just wanted to get that annoying kid off the phone). It's time to live a crime-free life.
You're allowed to recycle two grocery bags worth of paper. The event will be from noon to 3 p.m. at 13 Cub stores: Stillwater, Maple Grove, Blaine East, Eagan West, Savage, Plymouth Vicksburg, Woodbury, White Bear Lake, Lake Street, Phalen, Cottage Grove, Apple Valley and Fridley.
Shred it like you mean it.