Strange story out of Albany, Minn. today: An 87-year-old man was knocked unconscious by a cow, reports the St. Cloud Times.
Joseph Massmann had regained consciousness and was breathing when paramedics arrived. He was taken the the Albany Area Hospital for treatment.
There's no explanation of how the incident occurred, but we've always pictured cows to be pretty laid back creatures. We did a Google search and found that some have insane ninja skills we've never seen before: