The child abuse and foundation-funded orgy allegations surrounding the Vikings' best player has some fans longing for the simpler days of yore.
The point was made succinctly by Paul Beutel in response to the latest depressing development surrounding Adrian Peterson:
There's something to that. After all, not to trivialize the psychological trauma employees on that fateful Lake Minnetonka cruise surely experienced, but at least the Love Boat had us laughing out loud. This AP stuff? It's a nonstop cringe fest.