Physical Characteristics: Uneven highlights and JCPenny suits by day, pink protest outfits by night.
Natural Habitat: Behind the wheel of a Toyota Prius, listening to Brooke Gladstone stick it to the Man.
Personal Disposition: Bitter.
Evolutionary Purpose: To eradicate phallic symbols such as guns, missiles, and the vice president.
Place on the Food Chain: These women are always on top.
Feeding Behavior:They catch their prey by surprise, then stun it with rhetoric.
Mating Call: Don't even try it.
Weapon of Choice: Cindy Sheehan.
Your Best Defense: Getting in touch with your feelings.
Danger Level: Moderate. Once they start, you'll never get a word in edgewise.
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