Cain, meet Abel
The battling Hitchens Bros. break bread, limbs
At a literary festival in Wales last week, Hitchenses Christopher and Peter sat onstage together. An ordinary enough occurrence, you would think--except that the two polemicists hadn't spoken in four years, following an offhand (and still contended) joke about Stalin.
Turns out their, um, ideological conflicts--Peter is a conservative Episcopal royalist; Christopher, until recently, called himself a socialist--go way back, as this quote from Peter suggests:
PH: There was [an] occasion when Christopher was sitting on the edge of a flower bed, admiring the blooms, when he saw a sinister shadow, growing, and it was me staggering up behind him with a rake. I have no memory of that...
CH: I do! I remember that very well. I've never moved so fast in my life.
And Christopher Hitchens haters (a group in which I do not include myself) may be stirred to grab a hanky and stoke the tiny fiddle at this confession:
CH: I said to an audience in America the other day who were booing me for some reason I still don't understand. I said, Look, I don't want to be loved. And I thought that's the stupidest thing I've ever said--and the most false. I really very much need to be loved. I just don't want to be popular.
The archives of City Pages, at least, indicate that Mr. Hitchens (the elder) has been successful on that last count.
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