Brock Lesnar survived diverticulitis surgery and is ready to return to the UFC to fight for the heavyweight belt, according to a bizarre and unexpected new video released today.
The video, released by Lesnar sponsor Fusion Ammunition, begins with Brock wielding a massive machine gun and announcing that he's back. Later in the video, Brock pronounces that he's 100% healthy and ready to fight.
"What's new in the life of Brock Lesnar? Well, recently I went under the knife and had surgery for my diverticulitis. I feel like a new man, I feel great, healthy, strong - I feel like I used to feel."
The video shows Lesnar hunting for prairie dogs with high caliber weapons. Presumably his next opponent in the Octagon will be a fairer match.
Brock is slated to make an official announcement on his Twitter feed later today.