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Brett Favre's pubes for sale for $200 (or best offer) on Minneapolis Craigslist

Brett's pube seller: The equipment staff "took Favre's uniform and pads from his locker and noticed his jock strap had more than the usual amount of pubic hair left in it."
Brett's pube seller: The equipment staff "took Favre's uniform and pads from his locker and noticed his jock strap had more than the usual amount of pubic hair left in it."

SEE ALSO:
-- Brett Favre's penis revealed by Deadspin [UPDATE]
-- Brett Favre will have to testify under oath about "bad intentions" sexting

Who needs a game-worn jersey when you can have game-worn pubes?

Today, a Craigslist poster in Minneapolis is testing the proposition that you can sell anything on the internet -- he or she is hawking Brett Favre's alleged pubes for $200... or the best offer.

Thankfully, as you can see at the top of this post,  the Ol' Gunslinger's short 'n' curlies (as Deadspin so eloquently characterizes them) come safely enclosed in a plastic bag. Though after all Favre put his groin area through during the latter part of his career, you might want the additional protection of a Hazmat suit if you have 200 bucks to blow on a bag of sweaty, disgusting hairs.

Interested in stimulating the economy? Here's the Craigslist post (click to enlarge):


Note how the pube bag is meticulously labeled with Favre's name and the date on which the sample was collected. It suggests that this "equipment manager" might have a whole collection of player pubes stowed away somewhere, doesn't it?

"These are game-worn pubes from a living legend, and they aren't going to a Green Bay fan." Purple Pride!


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