Bradlee Dean is hiring

Bradlee Dean: Ditch-side orator. Job creator.
Bradlee Dean: Ditch-side orator. Job creator.

Kiddos -- wanna spend your summer outside Florida gas stations getting purse-swatted by women disgusted with your thoroughly Christian interpretation of the U.S. Constitution? Here's your chance! Bradlee Dean is hiring street team members... on Craigslist.

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A job posting on the Anoka/Chisago/Isanti job board seeks "soldiers for Christ (2 Timothy 2:3) who are not looking for a job, but rather seeking an opportunity to fulfill their holy calling (2 Timothy 1:9)."

"We are seeking those who are thirsting for a place to grow and be challenged in Christ (1 Peter 1:16, Matthew 5:48, 2 Timothy 2:15); leaders with vision (Proverbs 29:18), who want to multiply (Matthew 9:37, Matthew 28:19)," the post continues.

Here's the full post (click to enlarge):

Bradlee Dean is hiring

As the portion of the text we highlighted indicates, applicants are asked to "understand the concept of Philippians 4:17." That Bible passage says: "Not because I desire a gift: but I desire fruit that may abound to your account." In other words, don't expect to many any dough working as one of Bradlee's underlings, kid.

On the plus side, since the boss always wears a tracksuit, at least prospective applicants can rest assured they won't have to invest a lot of money in a fancy new wardrobe if they're hired.

-- Follow Aaron Rupar on Twitter at @atrupar. Got a tip? Drop him a line at [email protected]

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