Bears vs. pumpkin... The beasts win
If you aren't in the Halloween mood just yet, well shame on you. We will do everything in our power to make you excited for the holiday that allows you to purposely dress ugly, fat, overly clever, and slutty without being judged. Well minus the sexy costume thing. You'll still be judged for looking like a fool in the nearly-freezing temps.
So if costumes don't get you tingly, maybe a video of grizzly bears at the Minnesota Zoo will. We just imagined the pumpkin was a human body and it made the clip much more thrilling.
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