Battle of the Bulge Indeed

Norm Coleman's 81-Year-Old Dad Gets Some

The Star Tribune this afternoon reported that Norm Sr., a decorated veteran, was busted for lewd conduct and indecent exposure for allegedly having sex with a 38-year-old in a car outside a pizza parlor. You can read the story here.

An earlier version of the article contained a last sentence that's not posted now: "Police said the woman cited, Patrizia M. Schrag of St. Paul, has no history of prostitution."

We have to wonder: Did they ask police the same question about Norm Sr.?