Bachmann waiting for God's "special anointing" for campaign team [VIDEO]
Divine intervention on stock picks and campaign teams? Hey, why not?
The congresswoman who's hot for Jesus has announced that she'll make her final decision on the 2012 presidential race just as soon as the Lord grants a "special anointing on how to put our team together."
God knows how that'll turn out, but since she talked about divine intervention on a radio show that shills biblicly-guided stock picks we'll assume its a gamble she figures is worth taking.
I've let people know that in June I will be making that decision and quite literally I am asking your listeners now to please pray for me and my husband and my team. We're in the process of planning an office decision; we're putting our team together. Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together, who those team people will be, that He would bring those people to us. Because it won't be easy, it will be a very, very difficult fight. But if this is something that the Lord has called us to, He will make a way where there is no way, and so we're asking for that prayer.
As soon as Dan Celia's listeners finish cashing in their God-approved dividends, we're sure they'll get serious about Team Bachmann. (Hat tip: PFAW.)
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