Bachmann announces another town hall meeting for slitting wrists
If you haven't slit your wrists and become blood brothers in the fight against health care reform, Rep. Michele Bachmann is giving you another chance to do so. Just don't cut too deep, folks. The last thing we need is a cult-style mass suicide on our hands.
Bachmann announced another town hall meeting this Saturday. And if Bachmann isn't really your style, others in the Minnesota delegation are hosting their own town halls this week and would probably happily take you in. Blood sharing for all!
Bachmann: Saturday, 8:30 a.m. to 10 a.m. at St. Cloud Tech High School
Rep. Erik Paulsen: Friday, 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. at Maple Grove High School
Rep. Tim Walz: Saturday, noon, at John Marshall High School
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