Arctic Vortex freezes Minnesota: Top 10 tweets
On this most freezing of days, Minnesotans could be excused for mistaking Twitter for the Weather Channel, as everybody and their sister is chiming in with their best #StupidCold-related material.
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The cold snap is all fun and games -- as long as you're inside and/or your fingers aren't frozen, at least. Below are the 10 wittiest 140-character wisecracks we've seen about being in the grasp of an Arctic Vortex. (You can thank us for the fantasy football team name later.)
Today Minnesota is literally too cool for school
-- MinnesotaPickUpLines (@MnPickUpLines) January 6, 2014
You should move to MN. It gets so cold here that they cancel life outside of your house.
-- Geek Boz (@bosbenjb) January 5, 2014
Look who I met running around Lake Harriet today! The blistering cold requires some superhero skills! pic.twitter.com/aMQrmUnxVG
-- Shannon Prather (@StribShannon) January 6, 2014
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-- JM Bauer (@jonmbauer) January 6, 2014
Stop tweeting photos of how cold it is! Athletes will never want to play here!
-- Brandon Mileski (@BMileskiKFAN) January 6, 2014
Why is everyone complaining about the temps? It's 68 in here. #❤️AbbottNorthwestern pic.twitter.com/MiZtkBm6Vf
-- R.T. Rybak (@R_T_Rybak) January 5, 2014
I hear Pedal Pub is 50% off today. Who is coming with me? #wearadiaper
-- janashortal (@janashortal) January 6, 2014
Mars sending mission to Minnesota
-- Chris Steller (@chris_steller) January 6, 2014
I'm literally freezing.
-- Lake Superior (@LakeSuperior) January 6, 2014
today's weather map. NSFW pic.twitter.com/w15d2z9HZT
-- Bob Collins (@MyLittleBloggie) January 6, 2014
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