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    Politics with a Twist - Order one of these drinks and get this Grand Old Party started

    You've just had a hard day of democracy--what do you want most? That's right, a stiff drink. Most days, any alcoholic beverage will do, but a national convention is a special occasion, and it calls for a special drink. Luckily, the Twin Cities are l...

    on August 27, 2008
  • A field guide to the Republican National Convention - Meet the deranged, debauched and deluded characters coming to Minneapolis and St. Paul for the RNC

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    A field guide to the Republican National Convention - Meet the deranged, debauched and deluded characters coming to Minneapolis and St. Paul for the RNC

    After almost two years of anticipatory civic brouhaha and financial hand-wringing, the Republican National Convention is finally upon us. As you read this, more than 100,000 politicos, protesters, prostitutes, journalists, and other unsavory charact...

    by Bradley Campbell on August 27, 2008
  • Smoke-Filled Room - Did you hear the Republicans are building a smoking section at the Xcel Center?

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    Smoke-Filled Room - Did you hear the Republicans are building a smoking section at the Xcel Center?

    Last week, a story tip came in that got our newsroom buzzing. Apparently, there would be giant, self-contained cigar-smoking rooms in the Xcel Energy Center for the RNC. It made sense, too: There's no way Arnold would fly here and give a speech i...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Readers respond to "Being Tron Guy"

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    Readers respond to "Being Tron Guy"

    And the geeks shall inherit the earth Go, Tron Guy ("Being Tron Guy," 8/13/08)! It takes balls to fly your freak flag high. I have nothing but respect for the man. Rich Ohio Tron Guy knows computers Jay did some computer consulting work ...

    on August 27, 2008
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    Vice Tries to Bust Me - Unexpected visitors on the porn set

    Whenever I go to L.A. to shoot my porn and sex-ed movies, my partner and I stay at his mother's house in Pasadena. And this time, his sister was getting married there in only two weeks. So the house had been transformed into wedding central. Rooms w...

    by Tristan Taormino on August 27, 2008
  • Anderson Cooper - Newscasteri closetidmus

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    Anderson Cooper - Newscasteri closetidmus

    Physical Characteristics: Gray-haired, well built, and impeccably moisturized. Natural Habitat: War-torn regions within close proximity to beachfront cabanas. Personal Disposition: Cocky. Evolutionary Purpose: To show the world that genocid...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Merch Dudes - Heysupman buymyshit

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    Merch Dudes - Heysupman buymyshit

    Physical Characteristics: Dreadlocked with dirty fingernails and rusted money clips. The alpha order wears leather bicycle gloves. Natural Habitat: One or two blocks away from rock concerts or professional sports events. Personal Disposition: ...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Delegates - Worthlisenti anonymi

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    Delegates - Worthlisenti anonymi

    Physical Characteristics: Between 4'8" and 6'9" in height, between 18 and 98 years old, Caucasian. Natural Habitat: Xcel Energy Center and nearby dens of depravity. Personal Disposition: Resigned to shacking up with a wrinkly old war hero. ...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Eco Terrorists - Meatfreeus organicus

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    Eco Terrorists - Meatfreeus organicus

    Physical Characteristics: Gaunt and bushy-haired, usually wearing Chaco sandals and flannel. Natural Habitat: In the redwood forest, living in a tree house; you'll smell him from two miles downwind. Personal Disposition: Childish. Evolution...

    on August 27, 2008
  • CODEPINK - Iraqulate Conception

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    CODEPINK - Iraqulate Conception

    Physical Characteristics: Uneven highlights and JCPenny suits by day, pink protest outfits by night. Natural Habitat: Behind the wheel of a Toyota Prius, listening to Brooke Gladstone stick it to the Man. Personal Disposition: Bitter. Evolu...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Hope-fiends - Obama worshipus

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    Hope-fiends - Obama worshipus

    Physical Characteristics: Usually found prostrate and eager to hand away cash. Faint easily around charismatic leader. Natural Habitat: Any large stadium temporarily devoid of a sporting event. Personal Disposition: Devout. Evolutionary Pur...

    on August 27, 2008
  • The Religious Rightists - Judgmendi dogmaticus

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    The Religious Rightists - Judgmendi dogmaticus

    Physical Characteristics: Usually found prostrate and eager to hand away cash. Faints easily around charismatic leader. Natural Habitat: That obscure channel you turned to at 2:37 a.m. and watched for two hours only to be disappointed that the gu...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Bloggers - Linkiosaurus maximus

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    Bloggers - Linkiosaurus maximus

    Physical Characteristics: Soft and pale with a humpbacked posture; distinguishable by their pajamas. Natural Habitat: The Starbucks to your left. Personal Disposition: Cynical. Evolutionary Purpose: To usher in the new-media era by linking ...

    on August 27, 2008
  • 9/11 Truthers - Insidia jobus

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    9/11 Truthers - Insidia jobus

    Physical Characteristics: 9/11 Truthers generally have thin builds, due to sleepless nights obsessing over the Illuminati, CFR, and Trilateral Commission. Natural Habitat: YouTube. Personal Disposition: Suspicious. Evolutionary Purpose: To ...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Paulbots - Federalis abolishae

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    Paulbots - Federalis abolishae

    Physical Characteristics: They're the Republicans who look like Democrats from a distance, but look like Civil War re-enactors up close. Natural Habitat: Online meet-up groups. Personal Disposition: Obsessive. Evolutionary Purpose: To reduc...

    on August 27, 2008
  • FBI Moles - Infiltratus maximus

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    FBI Moles - Infiltratus maximus

    Physical Characteristics: He's the dude who shows up wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt and asking everybody where he can score a "doobie." Natural Habitat: Student co-ops, vegan potlucks, communes. Personal Disposition: Inquisitive. Evolution...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Anarchists - Revoltus chaotica

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    Anarchists - Revoltus chaotica

    Physical Characteristics: They're the guys wearing black handkerchiefs over their faces, like they're about to rob a stagecoach or something. Natural Habitat: Student co-ops, vegan potlucks, communes. Personal Disposition: Enraged against mach...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Nomadic Hookers - Likurbalus randomli

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    Nomadic Hookers - Likurbalus randomli

    Physical Characteristics: Can a mouth really do that? Natural Habitat: Though mostly nocturnal creatures, they can regularly be seen in the daylight, shopping in the perfume aisle at Walgreens. Personal Disposition: Loose. Evolutionary Purp...

    on August 27, 2008
  • Broadcast Media - Fakeasmilus permanenti

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    Broadcast Media - Fakeasmilus permanenti

    Physical Characteristics: Upward-slanted eyebrows framed over beady, TelePrompTer-gazing eyes (what's known in the business as "the Hannity Aesthetic"). Natural Habitat: Echo chambers. Personal Disposition: Smug. Evolutionary Purpose: To ho...

    on August 27, 2008
  • RNC Comix - The (Cartoon) Elephants Come to Town

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    RNC Comix - The (Cartoon) Elephants Come to Town

    This week's print edition of City Pages features "Five Blind Elephants," a comic by Zander Cannon. Read all of our RNC-related comix in The (Cartoon) Elephants Come to Town.

    by Zander Cannon on August 27, 2008
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